tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper
can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.
what the fuck does he want now
Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr
EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW
NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES
If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?
I was not prepared for this question
you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water
teacher: you’re 5 minutes late